November 04, 2006

The End Of "Con Air"

cyrus 'the virus'
is stuck to the front of a firetruck
and
he crashes through a glass skywalk
and
lands on high voltage wires
then
drops to a conveyor belt
where
he gets his head crushed by a pile driver
that's
just randomly smashing things at night
with
nobody around to supervise it?

that's not cinema, gang

that's MOVIEMAKING!!!

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