March 17, 2007

The Old Mike Piece

the best of mike myers was on snl a few weeks ago. whatever happened to that guy? he used to be fucking funny.

any movie that dares to be called "goldmember", as if that's a great joke is not the kind of movie i have the slightest interest is seeing. he says the word "mole" about a hundred times and some lameass pop chick is a fake pam greer?

fuck fucking that.

"goldmember", huh?

i guess the title "prickfinger" was already taken. how about "reallybigpussy"? "moonkisser"? "dr. no penis"? how about "from russia with a glove"? ooh! i got it! "thunderballs"! pretty funny, huh? "thunderballs"? it's just like "thunderball" only when you add an "s" on the end 12 year olds will giggle. man! i love comedy! where's my check?

geeze...

i can't believe anyone even cares about that movie.

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