Christ On A Crutch!

so...

either christ was married or he wasn't

(if he even existed in the first place)

who gives a shit?

what's the dif?

so fucking what?

who said that if you're the son of god you can't be married?

i don't remember ever hearing that. how does that work? if you're the son of god and you say, "I do.", does your head explode or something? was christ like rumplestiltskin? could you get rid of him with a word trick?

it's like getting in a debate about his shoe size:

"If he had size 12 1/2 feet he could walk on water and, therefore he was the son of god. But, if his feet were size 10 or smaller his feet wouldn't cover as much of the water's surface and he wauld sink, proving that he was a human."

of course he was a human.
if he wasn't he'd still be hanging on a cross waiting to die.

why can't you be the son of god and still be human? he ate food, didn't he? he slept, and woke up, and bled when he was cut. what does that tell you?

shouldn't they be talking about what the guy SAID?

i think that if you read any of those books you should do yourself a favor and read one of the books about how none of that stuff is true. you know, just to be on the safe side?

you shouldn't believe something just because everybody else does.

trendys are suckers and fashion is for followers.

back about a gerzillion years ago people thought that the world was the center of the universe. in fact, if you didn't believe it you were killed. as it turned out, those folk were wrong.

there was this book once called "chariots of the gods". it was about how space people have been visiting us since the cave days. many people thought that it was true. it WAS in a book and all. as it turned out, it was all a bunch of crap that a guy wrote so he could sell a lot of books.

most people thought that it was a great idea to send a shitload of our young people over to some sandy place to kill a bunch of bad guys. if you didn't believe that it was a good idea you were called an unamerican...

i think you can see what i'm getting at here

use your mind

or

don't


me?

i have to see the movie because ron howard directed it and tom hanks is in it. i just saw a clip though and i seriously doubt that the painting of the mona lisa has a secret message on it that you can only see with a black light.

other than that, the painting of the last supper has an "M" in it if you squint and trace the outline of some of the figures sitting at one side of the table. that "M" is proof that he was married.

HUH?

who the fuck says? maybe it stands for "Mercury" and we should all run out and buy a car.

or "Merlot". he liked wine, right? 'even turned water into it.

what's the latin word for "married"?

does it even start with an "M"?

maybe it does.
i don't know.

but, it looks like a very badly scrawled "M" if you ask me. it looks like some dipshit is making something up and is reaching real hard to prove it. what about the other side of the painting? what letter can you find there? and what would it stand for if you did find one?

i don't care about the book.

and i think i'm gonna laugh real hard during the movie...