Overheard At The Supermarket

"...i dunno, dude, i think it needs new tires and shit. OH! DUDE! so's i go to my bro's, dude, to check out the car and shit and he's watching 'twin peaks' again, right? that's like all he fucking does and shit, right? so like that sharon fenman babe, the one that he has that picture of on his fucking wall and shit? her dad shoved her fucking head into a fucking FIREPLACE and shit, dude! that show's fucking WEIRD and shit, dude! i was like all, 'DUDE! NO FUCKING WAY', and shit! SERIOUS, DUDE!"