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'know why, when you're walking down the street and money falls from the sky you never catch a shitload of it?

because it never happens.

'know why i was watching tv last month and saw an ad for a movie and noticed that the little box under the 'r' rating listed everything good about the movie and i was so amazed by how stupid we are as people that it kept me awake for two days?

because it did happen.

that's all i'm saying...