you know what i think would be a great idea? having a guy on the news that asks questions. wouldn't that be amazing?
'and now, with the big questions, our own wally carlson. wally?'
'well, the president said this and the governor said that and congress said something else. the big question this week? who gives a shit? i mean, none of that chatter really has anything to do with you so whatever, am i right? back to you, steve.'
'thanks, wally. truer words were never spoken. now let's go to the sports desk.'
you may say i'm a dreamer but i'm not the...
hmmmmm...
maybe i am the only one.
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