screw those dorks!
tax cigarettes
tax cigarettes
tax cigarettes
how about putting a tax on your sacred grande sized coffee?
or those goddamn energy drinks that nobody really needs?
both of which are gonna give your ass a monstro heart attack one of these days?
well...
nobody will EVER tax that shit
know why?
because it's totally fine to be a cranked up money mad suv driving asshole
most people are so it must be a great thing
but those smokers?
fuck them!
(someday someone's gonna get murdered by somebody who was stressed because they couldn't find a butt to light up. and, when the guy wins his court case with the landmark 'smoker's defense' the shit's really gonna start coming down. wait and see, tweakers. wait and see.)
1 comment:
I think equal opportunity taxing is only fair, really. I'm a coffee drinker, and honestly, I am no better than a guy who smokes a pack a day. I need my coffee in the morning like he needs a butt. So, why do I get off scott-free on that? It's all about Dunkin Donuts. Too many people would die without that chain.
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