American Idle

for the last time
american idol sucks!
it's three people who can't get a better gig than sitting around talking about how much people suck
then
the person who sucks the least wins and gets to suck on the radio
look
it's all about being safe
and bland
and artless
how long do you think david byrne would last on that show?
or david bowie?
pete townshend?
patti smith?
tom waits?
buddy holly?
fats waller?
laurie anderson?
little richard?
joey ramone?
courtney love?
iggy?
fucking iggy?
iggy wouldn't last two seconds
"would you like to stop screaming and put your shirt back on? you're just awful. i heard better the last time i stepped on a cat. and blah, blah, blah..."

forget about it, kids...