Beach Blanket Life Lesson

it's summer in california
frankie and annette are together
right?
everything's great

and

then
this other chick shows up on the beach
she's new
she ROCKS!
everybody thinks so
even frankie

so frankie thinks
"whoo-ah! whatta babe!"

and

he strays from annette
he's got thighs in his eyes
(that whole darwinian thing going on)

so

he strays
annette finds out
it don't take long

and

she strays too
she starts to hang out with another guy
"i'll show that frankie, goddamnit!"
she's just being a chick

so

about 90 minutes later
they get back together
they learn that love is all that matters
that they were both wrong
that the most important thing is to be true

be honest and everything will be okay
love is the REAL THING
anything else is crap
don't be a dick
or a bitch

and

your world will work out fine

sure

it's just life on the beach

but

why waste it?

and that is really all you need to know...