Girls

I want a girl that reads. Not that says she does because she reads a book or two a year and her horoscope now and then but, someone who can handle Vonnegut and some Stephen King now and then. The kind of girl who I'd catch reading the side panel of a cereal box just because she hasn't read one in a while.

I want a chick that writes. Not that says she does because she can copy, paste, and send an e-mail. Someone who can compose a series of paragraphs and reach some point or other. The kind of chick who might teach herself screenplay just because it's a valid form of writing.

I want a babe that understands cinema. Not just says she does because she likes happy endings and has a crush on some actor or another. Someone who's into Dick Miller and loves John Waters. Someone who lives for widescreen and listens to second audio. The type of babe who laughs at zombies and cries at cartoons. Someone who digs Roger Ebert but takes him with a grain of salt.

I want a post-beat, neo-new wave, funny faced angel who's accepted her freedom as a woman and a human being and doesn't feel the need to quote lame sayings and opinions because she lives in fear of not feeling special every three or four seconds.

I want a woman who thinks, damn it!


(big breasts are cool too)