Clones

personally?

i don't really care if they clone people or not. the thing i'm wondering is where clones get souls from? i mean, would a clone be souless or would some poor schmuck (or bimbo. let's be fair) sitting sround in heaven suddenly get sucked back to earth?

"yeah, biff! i'm at this party with lenny bruce, right? and george washington really lets a huge one go! like, the fart of all farts and lenny says..."

WOOSH!

the guy gets yanked away!
his friend's standing there and

"SUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

the guy collapses into a dot and then pops away
that'd kinda stink, huh?

and then these army/death avenger/ninja angels come to earth and start fucking stuff up and screaming about how there's some shit that we REALLY shouldn't fuck with and all of that crap. we're spoiling all the great afterlife parties because the host keeps vanishing and shit, right? and then this alpha clone says 'NO!" for the first time and these wars erupt and century city gets blown up like in the planet of the apes movies and then all these christians think christ's coming back so they start fucking in the streets and running around naked and these asshole biker types think that they're in charge now and they're setting banks on fire and all of these cults are having fist fights on street corners and i can't get to a liquor store and...

on second thought

fuck cloning!