"The Lady Is A Skank"

she sleeps with rap stars
don't care if they're dead
kicked out of high school
for using her head
once pulled a three way
with barney and fred
that's why the lady is a skank

had a crack party
just her and your mom
caught giving hand jobs
to mothra and kong
she's quite excited
i re-wrote this song
that's why the lady is a skank

everything's free folks
don't hafta pay
two drinks and you're laid
her throat
don't choke

dresses in latex
it makes her ass damp
that's why the lady
i'm talking lady
that's why this babe's a big ol' skank