Lung Butter

anybody else here ever
have a big ol' hunka lung butter in your neck
so that
when you said,

"better check my friends list" to yourself

it sounded like

"Franz Liszt"

so you laughed real hard and got all pissed off that you were downsized at work and you haven't had a drink since fucking christmas or something so you really wanna just beat the living shit out of anybody, really...ANYbody. c'mon! ANYBODY GIMME A FUCKING REASON YOU PINHEADED DIPSHITS!!! I"LL CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CLOCKS AND CHARGE YOU DOUBLE FOR PARTS! HUH? HUH? YEAH! THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID, YA MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY! WHY I OUGHTA...

(passes out in a blind rage)