April 12, 2006

Yes, asshole. It's my final answer.

three things to do if you're ever a phone a friend on "who wants to be a millionaire?"

1) answer the phone, say, "hang on a sec, huh?", then flush the toilet. wait a moment then say, "burritos, man... geezuz!"

2) answer the phone and start to talk then hold the phone away from your face and yell, "WANNA SHUT UP? IT'S THE FUCKING MILLIONAIRE SHOW! IF YOU KIDS DON'T KNOCK IT OFF I'M GONNA KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUTTA YOU!". then say, "sorry. what do ya need?"

3) answer the phone, breathing heavy and acting all tired. mumble, "i guess that'll show that bitch." then say, "hi! what's up?"

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